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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run.
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You can't scare me, I have children. |
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You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. |
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Your children know you love them by your presence, not your presents. |
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