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	A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.
	All I got for Christmas was a sweater... I would have prefered a screamer or a moaner.
	For christmas I want Santa's list of naughty girls.
	For Christmas, I got a new shirt and a piece of ass...they were both too big.
	Hallmark Card: "If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister."
	I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
	I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
	I got cold hard cash for Christmas. Five bucks frozen in a block of ice.
	I still have my christmas tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests.
	Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I thought I'd put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
	Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
	On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a beer ... in a tree.
	When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!

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