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	Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
	Definition of Innocence: Nun working in condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
	Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies.
	Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard.
	Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
	If girls get training bras, why can't boys get training condoms?
	Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom.
	It may take a village to raise a child. But it only takes one condom to save them the hassle.
	Socks: Condom's woolly cousin
	There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
	When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?

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