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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. |
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Definition of Innocence: Nun working in condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
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Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies. |
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Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard. |
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Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman. |
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If girls get training bras, why can't boys get training condoms? |
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Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom. |
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It may take a village to raise a child. But it only takes one condom to save them the hassle. |
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Socks: Condom's woolly cousin |
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? |
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When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies? |
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