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	Business truth: The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.
	Class, it's time for sex education. Eziekel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parent's wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.
	Definition of a Dance: A navel engagement without the loss of semen.
	I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.
	I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
	I'm busier than a one-legged Riverdancer.
	If you are going to walk on thin ice you might as well dance.
	If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
	Lisp in action is like a finely choreographed ballet. Basic in action is like a waltz of drugged elephants. C in action is like a sword dance on a freshly waxed floor.
	Love is a merry little elf who dances a jig, then turns on you with a machine gun.
	My ex-wife says that she will dance on my grave. I've now arranged to be buried at sea.
	No matter if you shake and dance, the last two drops go in your pants.
	The world would run a lot smoother if more men knew how to dance.
	Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.
	Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.

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