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	A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
	All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
	Anything preying on my mind would starve to death.
	At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
	At least Congress doesn't make death worse every year.
	Born Free... Taxed to Death.
	Death called while you were out, so I gave him your pager number.
	Death is a part of life. It's just a lot less scary and painful than the rest of it.
	Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
	Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
	Death is hereditary.
	Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
	Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
	Death is not a period but a comma in the story of life.
	Death to all fanatics!
	Death, taxes and depression: three things you can always depend on.
	Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat.
	Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
	Give me immortality or give me death.
	Guns don't kill people; death kills people. It's a proven medical fact.

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