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What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? |
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When I said 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically.
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. |
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Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? |
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Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks? |
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Wisdom comes with age. Death comes with age. Therefore, wisdom is dangerous. |
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