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	A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
	A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.
	A diet is a weigh of life.
	A kid's idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand.
	A seafood diet is the best: whenever you see food, eat it.
	A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
	Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diet.
	Dieting is wishful shrinking.
	Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet.
	Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is a balanced diet.
	I am on a thirty day diet. So far, I have lost 15 days.
	I dieted for a month and all I lost was 30 days
	I'm an expert at multitasking. I can cheat on six diets at the same time!
	I'm on a thirty day diet. So far, I have lost 15 days.
	My wife is on a well-known diet plan... so far she's lost $300.
	Sex burns up 350 calories each time. Please help me, I'm on a diet.
	The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let the cow eat it, and then eat the cow.
	The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off of it.
	The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
	Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?

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