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A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult.
 
Be thankful for problems. If they were less difficult, someone with less ability might have your job.
 
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.
 
Forgive and forget. This is not difficult when properly understood. It means forget inconvenient duties, then forgive yourself for forgetting. By rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy.
 
I am so amazingly cool, you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
 
It is difficult to "go with the flow" when you are swimming upstream.
 
Middle age is that difficult period between adolescence and retirement when you have to take care of yourself.
 
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
 
The difficulty with a research grant is that if you solve the problem, you're out of a job.
 
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
 
The wireless telegraph is not that difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York and it meows in Los Angelos. The wireless is the same, only without the cat.
 
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea: massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.
 
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
 
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
 
Why be difficult? Put some effort in and be impossible.
 
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.
 
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