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A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult. |
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Be thankful for problems. If they were less difficult, someone with less ability might have your job. |
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Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. |
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Forgive and forget. This is not difficult when properly understood. It means forget inconvenient duties, then forgive yourself for forgetting. By rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy. |
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I am so amazingly cool, you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. |
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It is difficult to "go with the flow" when you are swimming upstream. |
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Middle age is that difficult period between adolescence and retirement when you have to take care of yourself. |
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One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
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The difficulty with a research grant is that if you solve the problem, you're out of a job. |
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. |
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The wireless telegraph is not that difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York and it meows in Los Angelos. The wireless is the same, only without the cat. |
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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea: massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. |
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
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Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible? |
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Why be difficult? Put some effort in and be impossible.
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. |
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