Now 7397 one-liners online!

Search One-liners


Found 3 one-liners matching diplomat
 
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
 
A diplomat is a person who thinks twice before he says nothing.
 
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Missing a one-liner?

Add a one-liner to the list with the one-liner submit form. We are looking for all sorts of one-liners, quotes, sayings, proverbs, jokes and even puns, T-shirt one-liners and bumper stickers. If it is short and funny, we want it!