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	The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
	The happiest time in any man's life is just after the first divorce.
	There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's.
	Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her.
	Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.
	With the divorce, I got custody of the kids and she got custody of the money.
	You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

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