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10 out of 5 doctors feel it's OK to be schitzo.
 
9 out of 10 doctors say the 10th doctor should mellow out.
 
9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
 
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
 
A doctor is only as famous as his last screw up.
 
A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.
 
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
 
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute then forget the fruit!
 
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day should take care of everyone else.
 
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But an onion a day keeps everyone away.
 
An apple a day keeps the doctor from having to remind us that he has not made a house call since 1966.
 
An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.
 
Don't make your doctor your heir.
 
Even rarer than a doctor who can't stand the sight of blood Is a lawyer who can't stand the sight of money.
 
God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fee.
 
I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify". I wrote "Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?
 
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know why those doctors were wearing masks.
 
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
 
I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
 
I walked into my doctor's office and said,"Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from inside my stomach said, "No, you haven't."
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