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	Large dogs make their own gravy. Small dogs are made into gravy.
	May the dragon of life only roast your hot-dogs and never burn your buns.
	Men are dogs. The only difference is they sniff asses with their eyes.
	Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
	Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
	My dog can lick anyone!
	My dog is smarter than your honor student.
	My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.
	My goal in life is to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
	My Karma ran over your Dogma.
	My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
	My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a will. He said, "Will!? What will? I'm making a list of the people I wanna bite."
	Never trust a dog to watch your food.
	Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
	People with dogs are too cowardly to bite for themselves.
	Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.
	Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
	Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
	The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
	The dyslexic pagan: not only does he believe in Dog, but believes in many other dogs as well.

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