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The dyslexic theorist suffering insomnia is still up all night pondering if there is a Dog. |
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The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment. |
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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. |
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The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
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The other day, I was walking my dog around my building... on the ledge. |
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The other day, I was walking my dog around my building... on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. |
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. |
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Universal truth: Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
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Universal truth: You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
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Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes. |
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What a dog I got. His favourite bone is in my arm! |
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What do you get when you cross a Collie and a Pitbull? A dog that rips your arm off then goes for help! |
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What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog? An Iraqi. |
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When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? |
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When dogs leap onto your bed, it's because they adore being with you. When cats leap onto your bed, it's because they adore your bed. |
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When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog that barks all the time run to the end of his chain and gag himself. |
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Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left him. |
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Why do they call it 'getting your dog fixed', when afterwards it doesn't work anymore? |
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Why do they sell hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight? |
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Why does it take 3 pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Because a car can't pull a boat down the road sideways in 2nd gear with the windshield wipers running, and telephone poles don't have feet! |
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