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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" |
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You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Especially sky diving. I've tried. |
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