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	Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
	Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember.
	Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
	Drugs: accomplish your dreams.
	I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.
	I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.
	I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.
	I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.
	I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
	I say no to drugs. They just don't listen.
	I used to do drugs... I still do drugs. But I used to, too.
	I've never had a problem with drugs; I've had problems with the police.
	Illegal drugs are the chlorine in the gene pool.
	No, I'm not addicted. The drugs are my friends.
	Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.
	Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
	Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
	Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down.
	Usenet is cheaper than drugs, just as addictive, but you have to know how to read!
	When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?

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