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If all the cars on the Earth were lined up bumper to bumper, some idiot would try to pass them. |
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If Snapple comes from the best stuff on earth, then our planet really sucks. |
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If you laid every woman of earth end to end... you'd probably have a really sore penis. |
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If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, we could do it in public. |
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. |
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It is strange how an earthquake 4,000 miles away seems less of a catastrophe than the first scratch on your new car. |
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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. |
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Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. |
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Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it. |
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The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat. |
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The Church says the earth is flat. But I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more Faith in a shadow than in the Church. – Ferdinand Magellan |
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The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do. |
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The meek shall inherit the earth, if that's OK with you... |
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The meek shall inherit the earth. After we're through with it. |
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The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth. |
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The only person to invite you on a round-the-world trip would be the Flat Earth Society.
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The safest place during an earthquake would be in a stationary store. |
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There are two things on earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity. |
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There is no gravity. The Earth sucks. |
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Where's the Kaboom? There's supposed to be an earth-shattering Kaboom! |
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