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	Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.
	Confidence is the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.
	Confidence: the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
	Criticism should always leave people with the feeling that they have been helped.
	Deja Fu: the feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.
	Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
	Dijon vu: the feeling you've had this mustard before.
	Do you ever get the feeling that your stuff has strutted without you?
	Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
	Elvis is dead, Mozart is dead, Einstein is dead, and I'm not feeling so great myself.
	Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
	Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares?
	I always get the feeling that when lesbians are looking at me, they're thinking:THAT is why I'm not a hetrosexual.'
	I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.
	If I woke up today feeling like I did every day when I drank, I'd take myself to the emergency room.
	If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.
	If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
	If you're feeling lonely, if you're feeling blue, remember the mighty oak tree, was once a nut like you.
	Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
	Lawyers have feelings too. Allegedly.

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