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Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.
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No, I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons. |
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The fear of feeling the pain is worse than the pain itself. |
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There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse.
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There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. |
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When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog that barks all the time run to the end of his chain and gag himself. |
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Whenever I start feeling blue, I start breathing again. |
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Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. |
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