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A man who fights with his wife all day gets no piece at night.
 
A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.
 
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
 
Anyone can quit smoking, it takes a real man to fight cancer.
 
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
 
ARMY: Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.
 
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.
 
Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal.
 
Fight crime: Shoot back!
 
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
 
Firefighting is like sex; size, equipment, and technique are all important.
 
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. Then I filled my humidifier with wax, and now my room is all shiny.
 
He is not afraid of work, you can tell by the way he fights it.
 
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
 
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
 
I had a fight with the wife and didn't see her for three days... Then the swelling went down and I could see her out of one eye.
 
I once got beat up while fighting for a girl's honor...She wanted to keep it.
 
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
 
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
 
It is not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.
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