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Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I thought I'd put them in the same room and let them fight it out. |
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Marriage is nature's way of stopping people from fighting with strangers. |
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Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. |
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Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust" |
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To me, good exercise is soaking in a tub, pulling the plug, and fighting the current ! |
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Today's program is brought to you by Oil of Oláy, the favorite oil of Spanish bull fighters. |
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What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko. |
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. |
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Why don't satanic warlocks ever appear on televison to exhort unbelievers to donate money to fight God? |
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You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up. |
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You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old. |
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