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"A slipping sear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - PS magazine
 
A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.
 
Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
 
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
 
Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.
 
Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
 
Do three headed fire dragons have heated arguments with themselves?
 
Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
 
Firefighting is like sex; size, equipment, and technique are all important.
 
Follow your dream; unless it's the one where your naked at work during a fire drill.
 
For Sale: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
 
Forest fires only lead to Smokey Bear - prevent them!
 
Four-word story of failure: Hired, tired, mired, fired.
 
Friendly fire - isn't.
 
Hell has no fire escapes.
 
Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle.
 
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
 
I bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend a whole evening in front of it in only 8 minutes.
 
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
 
I guess more bad things have been done in the name of progress than any other. I myself have been guilty of this. When I was a teenager, I stole a car and drove it out into the desert and set it on fire. When the police showed up, I just shrugged and said, "Hey, progress." Boy, did I have a lot to learn.
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