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When I was born they fired a 21-gun salute. Too bad they missed.
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When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" |
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. |
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Where does the fire go when the fire goes out? |
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You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike. |
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