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Of course I have friends! I have Jerry, he's the one standing behind you with the machette. |
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Real friends are those who, when you've made a fool of yourself, don't think you've done a permanent job.
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Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are ok, you're it.
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Some people are in debt because they spend what their friends think they make. |
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. |
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. |
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There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.
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There is no stronger bond of friendship than a mutual enemy. |
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To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends. |
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True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. |
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True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost. |
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True Love is a friendship set on fire. |
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Unix is user friendly - it's just picky about it's friends. |
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. |
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We don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.
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We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour. |
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When shooting a mime, don't use a silencer or his friends will hear you.
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Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends? |
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. |
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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run.
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