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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's nose. |
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't flick your friends out the window. |
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You know you're ugly when a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends." |
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You're old when your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. |
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Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends. |
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