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Deja Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.
 
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
 
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
 
Funny how a dollar can look so big when you take it to church, and so small when you take it to the store.
 
Funny thing about humility. Just when you think you've got it, you've lost it.
 
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
 
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat.
 
I have an alien name Westly. He tells me to burn things. Isn't that funny?
 
Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do.
 
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it funny?
 
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
 
Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom.
 
It would be funny if, while performing an abortion, someone yelled 'abort! abort!'
 
It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.
 
My boss says I could be replaced by a machine...funny, that's what my wife says.
 
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka! [I found it!] but rather,hmm.... that's funny...'
 
This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.
 
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
 
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
 
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
 
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