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My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. |
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My girlfriend got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper. Her father is the guy who designed the diagram to show you which way to put the batteries in something. |
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My girlfriend is so stupid, she thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository! |
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends. |
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My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, "If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?" I said, "No." She said, "Okay, forget it." |
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My pregnant girlfriend reminds me of a burned cake. I wish I had removed it a minute earlier. |
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To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends. |
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs |
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes." |
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