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"And God said, ""Let there be light"", and there was light. And everyone said, ""Hey, cool! Do You do parties?""."
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"Nearly everything you read signed from God"" is just somebody putting their words in My mouth."" - God"
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A fool says in his heart: "There is no God.", a wise man says it to everyone. |
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A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God. |
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All of us are God's creatures... just some are more creature than others. |
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And then God said: No! I meant a BUD light! |
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. |
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Black holes are where God divided by zero. |
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But ocifer, I swear to drunk I'm not god! |
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Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God? |
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Cocaine is God's way of telling you you make way too much money. |
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Coincidence: when God chooses to remain anonymous. |
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Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it? |
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Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever. <PAUSE> Thy will will be done. Munch munch munch. |
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Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy. |
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Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex. |
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Deja Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends. |
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Don't ask God to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet. |
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Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. |
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Ever wonder why god-centered religions make a woman responsible for messing up the world? |
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