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Evolution or Creation? Take a disassembled motor car engine and put it in a container. Shake for 1 million years. If you don't have a running car by then just accept God. |
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Follow God and he'll lead you where you should be. Follow me and we'll probably get lost a few times, and wind up on the other side of the galaxy. |
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God answers knee-mail. |
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God Bless America, but God help Canada to put up with them! |
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God could create the universe in six days because he didn't have to make it upward compatible. |
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God created man before woman... but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece. |
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God created man in his image. Being a gentleman, man did the same to God. |
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God creates dinosaurs. God kills dinosaurs. God creates man. Man kills God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man... Woman inherits the earth. (Jurassic Park) |
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God gave men muscles because he gave women strength. |
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God has given us two ears, but one tongue, to show that we should be swift to hear, but slow to speak. God has set a double fence before the tongue, the teeth and the lips, to teach us to be wary that we offend not with our tongue. |
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God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fee. |
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. |
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God is God, and I'm not. |
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God is love, Love is blind, Ray Charles is blind, therefore Ray Charles is God. |
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God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier. |
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God is real, unless declared as an integer. |
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!" |
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God made hundreds of millions of planets and wonderful species. But, by the time he got to us, he was scraping the bottom of the barrel. |
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God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question. |
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God made pot. Man made beer...Who do you trust ? |
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