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God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends!
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God made us brothers, but prozac made us friends. |
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God must especially love Fundamentalist preachers, Paleoconservative Republicans and the mentally ill, since He is all they ever talk about. |
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God must love stupid people. He made SO many. |
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God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever. |
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God sends no one away empty, except those who are full of themselves. |
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God so loved the world that He did not send a committee. |
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God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. |
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God will forgive me. That's his job, after all. |
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God's noblest work? Man. Who found it out? Man. |
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. |
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God: An invisible friend for adults
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Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids. |
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Guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time. |
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Hail to the sun god, he sure is a fun god, Ra, Ra, Ra! |
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Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends. |
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? |
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. |
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I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad. |
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I have the body of a god. Buddha. |
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