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	I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much.
	I pledge allegiance to the earth, one planet, many gods, and to the universe in which she spins.
	I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
	I wonder what God was thinking when he came up with the idea of pubic hair.
	I'm not saying she's ugly, but if she was cast as Lady Godiva, the horse would steal the show.
	If God didn't want us to masturbate, he would've given us shorter arms.
	If God dropped acid, would he see people?
	If God had intended for man to use the metric system, Jesus would have only had ten disciples.
	If God had intended man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
	If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
	If god had meant me to touch my toes he would have put chocolate on the floor.
	If God had meant us to travel economy class, he would have made us narrower.
	If God had wanted us in the army, he would have given us green baggy skin.
	If God had wanted us to be ashamed of our nudity, he would have given us bigger hands.
	If God is inside us, then I hope he likes fajita's, cause that's what he's getting.
	If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
	If God is within, I hope he likes enchiladas!
	If God is your co-pilot, switch seats with Him!
	If God meant us to be naked, he would have made our skin fit better.
	If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

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