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If there is no GOD, who pops up the next Kleenex? |
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If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides. |
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If we're all God's children, what makes Jesus so special?
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If you are headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns. |
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In the beginning there was nothing. And God said, "Let there be light.", and there was still nothing; but everybody could see it. |
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. |
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Is static cling the aftermath of the big bang, or is it just God's way of trying to tell us something? |
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Is the human race God's excuse for talking to Himself so the other Gods won't gossip about how He's going soft in the head? |
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It is a good thing God chose me before I was born, because he surely would not have afterwards. |
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It is easier to believe in God than to accept the blame ourselves. |
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It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. |
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Jesus said, "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's, and render up to God what is God's." So, at the Last Supper, did He turn down the Caesar's salad? |
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Jewish Pagans are like regular Pagans. We believe in the Mother Goddess, we just feel guilty about not calling. |
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Love me, or BURN FOREVER. But you get a choice in the matter. Cool, eh? (God) |
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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. |
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Most people want to serve God -- but only in an advisory capacity. |
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My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
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My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. |
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Pray daily, God is easier to talk to than most people. |
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. |
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