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	Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.
	Suicide is a way of telling God 'You can't fire me... I QUIT!'
	Thank God I'm an atheist.
	The Aquinas Axiom: What the gods get away with, the cows don't.
	The Bible is God's letter to Christians. If you don't understand it, that's what you get for reading other people's mail.
	The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.
	The gifts the gods gave me I use in battle or in bed.
	The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
	The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't." Well, I hope you don't drive sober either, Mr. Healey. You're blind, for God's sake!
	The sad truth is, there is not a man for every woman. That's why god invented sex toys.
	Theists think all gods but theirs are false. Atheists simply don't make an exception for the last one.
	There is nothing two people can't do as long as one of them is God.
	There was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages.
	There's room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.
	Trust in God, but tie your camel. (Arab proverb)
	Two things are sure in life: There is a God, and you are not him.
	WARNING: the conssumpten of alcahol may mack you tihnk you can tipe real gode.
	We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour.
	We may not be what we want to be, but thank God we are not what we used to be.
	We'll get along just fine as soon as you realize I'm God.

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