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Weight an evangelist carries with God == 1 billigram |
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What if, on the first day of creation, God had goofed and said "Let there be Heat."? |
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What the gods get away with, the cows don't. |
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When did I realize I was God? Well I was praying, and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. |
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Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
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Why don't satanic warlocks ever appear on televison to exhort unbelievers to donate money to fight God? |
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With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. |
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Worry. God knows all about you. |
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You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" |
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You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up. |
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