"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual." |
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How do 'Keep Off The Grass' signs get there? |
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I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. So I looked closer. It was made of grass. |
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If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher. |
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If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, maybe yours needs a little more tending. |
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If the grass on the other side of the fence appears greener...it must be all the fertiliser they are using! |
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
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Linkin Park: What was created when they began putting fake grass into the "Lincoln Logs" boxes. |
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The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed. |