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"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."
 
How do 'Keep Off The Grass' signs get there?
 
I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. So I looked closer. It was made of grass.
 
If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.
 
If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, maybe yours needs a little more tending.
 
If the grass on the other side of the fence appears greener...it must be all the fertiliser they are using!
 
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
 
Linkin Park: What was created when they began putting fake grass into the "Lincoln Logs" boxes.
 
The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed.