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Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
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Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop. |
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Love is photogenic...it needs darkness to develop. |
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Making coffee is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. It has to be hot, it has to be strong, you've got to grind your beans slowly... and at the last moment, add the milk. |
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. |
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May the dragon of life only roast your hot-dogs and never burn your buns. |
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Men are like curling irons, they're always hot and always in your hair. |
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Neurotics build castles in the air. Psychotics live in them, and Psychiatrists charge them rent. |
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No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes. |
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One of the great mysteries to me is the fact that a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider. |
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People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi. |
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People who say that they don't fart are probably full of hot air. |
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Photons have mass?! I didn't even know they were Catholic... |
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Real women don't have hot flashes... they have power surges. |
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Remember the tea kettle, though up to its neck in hot water, it continues to sing. |
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Sex makes you alert and ready to face the world... it's an ideal substitute for a hot breakfast. |
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Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either! |
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The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it. |
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The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality. – Dante |
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The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
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