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There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it's hot. |
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They're not hot flashes...they're POWER SURGES! |
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. |
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Warning: Survivors will be shot again |
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Warning: Trespassers will be shot |
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When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas... |
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When I was five years old I was on a merry go round. There was a gunshot nearby. The horses stampeded. There I was running down the street on a purple wooden horse. |
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. |
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Why do they sell hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight? |
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Why does Hot Point make refrigerators and Frigid Air make stoves? |
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