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9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. |
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All men are idiots...and I married their king. |
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Build a machine an idiot can use, and only an idiot will want to use it. |
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. |
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Don't argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference. |
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Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking. |
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For every idiot proof system devised, a new, improved idiot will arise to overcome it. |
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Four out of five people think the fifth is an idiot.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? |
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He may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. |
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I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are just missing. |
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If all the cars on the Earth were lined up bumper to bumper, some idiot would try to pass them. |
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If idiots could fly this place would be an airport. |
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In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French. I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language. |
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Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot |
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. |
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Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots. |
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Right now in Spain, it's the annual Running of the Bulls. Followed, of course, by the Soiling of the Pants and then the Burying of the Idiots. |
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Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. |
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The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
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