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There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots. |
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There is a thin line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. |
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This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot! |
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This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it's dimwit resistant. |
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To generalize is to be an idiot. |
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We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control. |
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What do you take me for, an idiot? - General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy.
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When I was a baby, I kept a diary. I was reading it and it said: day one, still tired from the move. Day two, everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot. |
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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its all right'? It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot'? |
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When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing. |
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You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. |
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Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. |
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