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	At Jesus' tomb, did angels really roll away the stone, or was it Juvenile Delinquents?
	Did Joseph get upset when the Boy Jesus gave away his coin collection?
	Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh? Wouldn't Jesus have preferred Gold, Platinum and Silver?
	I am not honking because I love Jesus -- I'm honking 'cause you can't drive!
	I've found Jesus! He was behind the couch the whole time.
	If God had intended for man to use the metric system, Jesus would have only had ten disciples.
	If Jesus had grown up to be an agent, instead of walking on water would he have walked on people?
	If Jesus where here today, there is one thing he wouldn't be: a christian
	If we're all God's children, what makes Jesus so special?
	Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
	Jesus died for your sins, but rose for your brains.
	Jesus is coming! Look busy.
	Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
	Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.
	Jesus said, "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's, and render up to God what is God's." So, at the Last Supper, did He turn down the Caesar's salad?
	Jesus SAVES! Jordon gets the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!
	Jesus saves. He uses double coupons.
	Jesus says to John come forth and i'll give you eternal life. John came fifth... he won a toaster.
	Live for Jesus now and spend the rest of eternity in the non-smoking section.
	That Jesus Christ guy is getting some terrible lag... it took him 3 days to respawn!

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