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The Bible says that Jesus died for our sins. Couldn't you say the same thing about King Kong, Cool Hand Luke, and Frankenstein? |
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. |
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The Greek words recorded in the Gospels when Jesus died, translated in English as "It is finished" were the same words used in bills of sale and meant "paid in full". |
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What wouldn't Jesus do?
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When Jesus was on the cross, to pass the time, did he pretend he was an airplane? |
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When Peter chopped off the Centurion's ear at Gethsemene, and Jesus healed it, did He offer the Centurion a lollipop for being such a brave little man? |
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