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A jury consists of 12 people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
 
Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty are not my peers.
 
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
 
Stack empty Cornflake packets along hallways and at the foot of stairs to reduce the risk of injury in the event of a fall.
 
When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.