From the moment I picked your book up to the moment I set it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend to read it. |
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I'm thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. |
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It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips. |
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Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up. |
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Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile. |
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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You can't have 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'.
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