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Lawyers have feelings too. Allegedly. |
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Make crime pay, become a lawyer. |
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Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.
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Talk is Cheap - until you hire a lawyer. |
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The vagina is its own little person. It gets haircuts from time to time, sometimes it has its own lawyer. Everything affects it: kittens, balloon rides, Dave Matthews in concert. What affects the penis? Whiskey and pepper spray, that's it. |
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Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid? |
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