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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.
 
A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life.
 
A wise man learns from his mistakes. A wiser man learns from others' mistakes.
 
Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty.
 
Before a man can stand he must learn to kneel.
 
By learning to obey, you will know how to command.
 
By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.
 
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
 
Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?
 
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
 
Granted, you can never learn the position and momentum of an electron simultaneously. However, conceivably you can learn one of these things, which is more than we'll ever know about women.
 
I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
 
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish, I turned it on and went to sleep, the record got stuck, the next day I could only stutter in Spanish.
 
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
 
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
 
I guess more bad things have been done in the name of progress than any other. I myself have been guilty of this. When I was a teenager, I stole a car and drove it out into the desert and set it on fire. When the police showed up, I just shrugged and said, "Hey, progress." Boy, did I have a lot to learn.
 
I have learned there is little difference in husbands, you might as well keep the first.
 
I never really learned the difference between what is right or wrong. That's why I automatically assume that whatever I say MUST be right.
 
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
 
I've learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
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