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I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. |
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I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. |
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I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. |
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I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. |
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I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. |
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I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weener or huge boobs. |
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I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. |
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. |
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I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. |
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If we don't know it already, chances are we're not interested in learning it. |
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If we learn by our mistakes, some of us are getting one great education! |
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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people get married more than once. |
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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child. |
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If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. |
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If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius? |
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything. |
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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. |
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life; it goes on. |
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Learn from my parent's mistake. Don't have kids! |
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself. |
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