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We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. |
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We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. |
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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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We'll love you until you learn to love yourself. |
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What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon. |
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When I was 17 I thought my parents were to two stupidest people in the world. When I was 21 I was amazed at how much they had learned in 4 years. |
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When I was 8, I played little league. I was on first, I stole third, I went straight across. Earlier that week, I learned that the shortest distance between two points was a direct line. I took advantage of that knowledge. |
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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. |
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When we learn all the answers, they change the questions. |
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When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. |
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You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today. |
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. |
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You're never too old to learn something stupid. |
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