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	A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
	A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.
	A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
	A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
	A diet is a weigh of life.
	A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
	A life... cool.. where can I download one of those?
	A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life.
	A man's life is spent between episodes of women being mad at him.
	A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
	A toast to alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
	A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
	Ahh, sweet pity. Where would my love-life have been without it?
	All animals, except man, know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it.
	All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
	All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
	An educational system isn't worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't teach them how to make a life.
	An old-timer is someone who remembers every detail of their life story, but cannot remember how many times they have told the same person.
	Any car will last a lifetime - if you are careless enough.
	Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

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