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	Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
	Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
	RETIREMENT: That marvelous time of life when the sun rises and you don't.
	Screw up your life, you've screwed everything else up.
	Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
	Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.
	Sometimes I wish life had subtitles!
	Thanks for being a small, unnecessary part of my life!
	The best things in life are free. So, how many kittens do you want?
	The best things in life aren't things.
	The best way to succeed in life is to start from scratch and keep scratching.
	The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
	The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
	The happiest time in any man's life is just after the first divorce.
	The hardest thing in life is to do nothing... you never know when your finished.
	The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
	The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
	The Meaning Of Life is--Crunchy Peanut Butter
	The Meaning Of Life: The reason that we're all here is that it was too crowded where we were supposed to go.
	The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

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