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	The only certain thing in life is death.
	The president of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing and able to lay down your life for his country.
	The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
	The surest sign that there is intelligent life somewhere in the Universe is that it hasn't tried to contact us.
	The tree of life is self-pruning.
	The trouble with getting a life is making the payments.
	The trouble with life is there's no background music.
	The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing.
	There are 2 great secrets to success in life. The first is to not tell everything you know.
	There are easier things in life than finding a good man... like nailing Jello to a tree, for instance.
	There are no winners in life...only survivors.
	There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything, both ways save us from thinking.
	There is life, and then there is summer.
	There is no evidence to support the notion that life is serious.
	They say that patience is a virtue, well I have been patient all my life and look where it's got me.
	Those who race through life finish first.
	To live your life to the fullest, you've got to be a master of economics... after all, time's demand is always far exceeding it's supply.
	Today is the last day of your life so far.
	Two things are sure in life: There is a God, and you are not him.
	We are all prawns in the game of life.

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