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We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.
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Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills...making the last car payment. |
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When life gives me lemons, I make a whiskey sour and go to bed. |
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When life gives you AIDS, make lemonaids!
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When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye!
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When life hands you gators, make Gatorade.
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When life hands you lemons, squeeze them between your bitter fingers and throw them at the wall. |
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When life seems like an uphill climb, take comfort in the fact that you're mooning everyone behind you. |
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When you are born you are crying and everyone around you is smiling. Live your life so that when you die you are smiling and everyone around you is crying. |
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When your life shatters into a million pieces, pick up the pieces, grab some glue, and make a new one. |
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Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat? |
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Without geometry, life is pointless.
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Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? |
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You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often. |
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You better think about the future, for it's where you will spend the rest of your life. |
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You can marry more money in ten minutes than you can earn in a lifetime.
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You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life. |
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You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. |
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You should not confuse your career with your life. |
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Youth wastes away, but immaturity can last a lifetime. |
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